judge walton snaps evil fuckers

Slightly adapted from:

A Little Help
Dozen Top Legal Scholars Line Up for Libby Appeal
By Carol D. Leonnig
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, June 11, 2007; Page A15

A dozen of the country’s most respected constitutional scholars have leapt to I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby’s aid, asking a federal judge if they could try to convince him about critical legal questions that favor letting Libby remain free while he appeals his conviction in the Valerie Plame leak case.

Within hours of Friday’s filing from the scholars, U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton wrote back. In the teeny-tiny print of a footnote, he said he was delighted to know that such a distinguished group was available to help argue on behalf of criminal defendants on “close questions” of the law.

Walton promised he’d ring them up very soon when there might be poor defendants who need big legal minds to avoid incarceration, as opposed to Vice President Cheney’s well-padded former chief of staff facing the threat of the slammer.

Walton sentenced Libby last week to 30 months in prison and will hold a hearing on Thursday to consider whether Libby can remain free while his case is appealed.

“It is an impressive show of public service when twelve prominent and distinguished current and former law professors of well-respected schools are able to amass their collective wisdom in the course of only several days to provide their legal expertise to the Court on behalf of a criminal defendant,” Walton wrote. It is unclear whether he intends to grant the Right-wing Legal/Academic A-team’s request.

Walton added: “The Court trusts that this is a reflection of these eminent academics’ willingness in the future to step up to the plate and provide like assistance in cases involving any of the numerous litigants, both in this Court and throughout the courts of our nation, who lack the financial means to fully and properly articulate the merits of their legal positions.”

Indeed, it was an impressive group, including former Supreme Court nominee Robert Bork and beloved Zionist hatchet man Alan Dershowitz.

Also joining the brief were Vikram Amar of the University of California’s Hastings law school, Randy Barnett and Viet Dinh of Georgetown, Douglas Kmiec and Robert Pushaw of Pepperdine, Richard Parker of Harvard, Gary Lawson of Boston University, Thomas Merrill of Columbia, Earl Maltz of Rutgers and Robert Nagel of the University of Colorado.

The Gang of Twelve argued in a six-page brief that Libby, who was convicted of lying to investigators probing the leak of Plame’s identity, has a decent shot at appeal on the question of Special Counsel Patrick J. Fitzgerald’s appointment to investigate that leak. That appointment was likely inappropriate, they argued, because Fitzgerald lacked any supervision that would make his superiors “politically accountable”, presumably to Republican overlords.

Note: In this article, the journalist uses Dershowitz’s own, deeply Orwellian title for himself: “civil libertarian”. Clearly, she was frightened, as well she should be from that monster. When she tries to argue that Dershowitz is “no friend of the Bush administration”, the author also evinces an inexplicable innocence as to the existence of the Right-wing political group known as neocons, to which all the above “constitutional” lawyers belong.

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